Intersting sometimes funny Quotes by Bikers

That is why, as soon as I felt a real attraction for my first passion which was the motorcycle, and in spite of the danger it could represent, they encouraged me.
- Jacky Ickx

I want to go ride my motorcycle on my ranch.
- Lance Armstrong

Faster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death…
- Hunter S. Thompson

Why are motorcycle dealers closed on Sundays? Because Sunday is for worship… Catholics go to church, Motorcyclists go to the track.
- Justin Skalka

98% of all Harleys ever sold are still on the road. The other 2% made it home.
- Anonymous

I’d rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle.
- Anonymous

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
- Anonymous

You know, Motorcycle Diaries has no incredible stories, no sudden plot twists, it doesn’t play that way. It’s about recognizing that instance of change and embracing it.
- Gael Garcia Bernal

Ever since the young men have owned motorcycles, incest has been dying out.
- Max Frisch

I think a lot of people, myself included, like to be… like to do expeditions and trips. To me, this feels a little bit like a motorcycle trip.
- Duane G. Carey

A mother is neither cocky, nor proud, because she knows the school principal may call at any minute to report that her child had just driven a motorcycle through the gymnasium.
- Mary Kay Blakely

I had been warned not to get on a motorcycle, sort of. I think there is a clause in most general basic contracts to keep yourself in one piece and not alter your looks without telling them first.
- Charisma Carpenter

And I to my motorcycle Parked like the soul of the junkyard Restored, a bicycle fleshed With power, and tore off Up Highway 106 continually Drunk on the wind in my mouth Wringing the handlebar for speed Wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey

You know, Motorcycle Diaries has no incredible stories, no sudden plot twists, it doesn’t play that way. It’s about recognizing that instance of change and embracing it.
- Gael Garcia Bernal

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs
- Anonymous

They say C is a pitch; it’s the name of a sound. So is a cat’s meow a sound, so is a motorcycle, so is anything.
- Lester Bowie

I’d rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle.
- Anonymous

Riding a motorcycle on today’s highways, you have to ride in a very defensive manner. You have to be a good rider and you have to have both hands and both feet on the controls at all times.
- Evel Knievel

And, actually it was interesting because I had done a lot of traveling in the United States and Canada and Mexico on my motorcycle; and I was really, it was the first time I had really gotten out of the Minnesota area to speak of.
- Duane G. Carey

Yeah, but people aren’t comfortable with a woman who looks very masculine or rides a motorcycle or wears leather or has facial hair or has short hair.
- Pam Grier

You see, I don’t know how to ride a motorcycle, actually.
- Henry Winkler

When I was 21, I got into a motorcycle accident while traveling in Europe and I had to lie around a lot in the aftermath, which was really the first time in my life that I became really focused and inspired to write.
- Chantal Kreviazuk

I jumped 18 cars on a motorcycle, so I did almost everything.
- David Ellis

There's some nice quotes on this website as well. I especially liked the one that said only a biker will understand why a dog sticks his head out the window of a moving car!

http://www.quotegarden.com/motorcycles.html