3 Bikers a Honda, Harley and BMW

Three Bikers, a Honda Rider, a Harley Rider and a BMW rider were sitting in a sauna. Suddenly, there was a continuing beeping sound.

The Honda Rider pressed his forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at him questioningly. “That was my pager, “he said, “I have a micro chip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later a phone rang.

The Harley Rider lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, “That was my mobile phone. I have a micro chip in my hand.”

The BMW rider felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, he decided he had to do something just as impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

The BMW rider finally declared… “Well, will you look at that, I’m getting a fax!”

At least he didn't brag about his Blue Teeth