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Post by DaveS on 16th March 2010, 07:38

New Element Discovered in South Africa to Be Included on the Periodic Table:

The Nuclear Physics Department of the University of Stellenbosch has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 - 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each re-organization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that absorbs just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

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Post by LeRoy Olivier on 16th March 2010, 16:03

Seems quite correct - can put quite a few names to the different levels you mentioned. Send me this by email want to pass it on.
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Post by bmwlefty on 6th July 2010, 15:43

Hey DaveS,
I believe the same element has been discovered right here in Australia !
It is apparently sometimes more DENSE than others
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Post by DaveS on 6th July 2010, 19:07

bmwlefty wrote:Hey DaveS,
I believe the same element has been discovered right here in Australia !
It is apparently sometimes more DENSE than others

Nah! It's always been in Aus! Although I believe the numbers have been growing.

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Post by bmwlefty on 7th July 2010, 16:38

DaveS wrote:
bmwlefty wrote:Hey DaveS,
I believe the same element has been discovered right here in Australia !
It is apparently sometimes more DENSE than others

Nah! It's always been in Aus! Although I believe the numbers have been growing.


I think the increase is due to the influx of 'British' migrants Laughing
( Did I mention I am not Racist or Prejudiced? I make fun of everybody, equally !)
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Post by DaveS on 7th July 2010, 18:53

bmwlefty wrote:
DaveS wrote:
bmwlefty wrote:Hey DaveS,
I believe the same element has been discovered right here in Australia !
It is apparently sometimes more DENSE than others

Nah! It's always been in Aus! Although I believe the numbers have been growing.


I think the increase is due to the influx of 'British' migrants Laughing
( Did I mention I am not Racist or Prejudiced? I make fun of everybody, equally !)

And I thought it was all the 'runners' from SA! Twisted Evil

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