Technical difference that both result in death

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or
balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to
keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning,
or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say: 'You're next, fatty.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking,
there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in
death.

So wingman, when you going to try out these definitions?

I am already on death row

Brilliant.

Hahahaha Very good Better check your insurance

Seems there was a last minute stay of execution.

Seems like you are staying on death row for while.

I think he is as good as dead